It's Scary how Their Minds Work

S: "Sundance (the cat) is clean because he licks himself."

{slight pause}

S: "I could lick myself."

Mommy: "Please. Don't."

Someone

Daddy just caught Someone coloring on the wall.

Someone colored all over the wall.

Then Someone handed the crayon to her little brother and tried to pass the blame off on him.

Someone is now standing in the corner.


(I believe Someone is trying to get her little brother ready for his lifetime of servitude as her Henchman. That's what Henchmen are for, you know - doing heavy lifting and taking the blame when you get caught.)